Our story begins in 1995;

JOHNNY "Fucking" BONES (Aggressive Behavior, Purr.)

Forms a band in the back room of his 8th street row house. After many practices and a couple of shows they disband and life went on. A few years later....

IRIE (A.S.H. Regime, Union Strike)

Out on bail and between charges, attempted to reform (The band that is). Unable to find a committed drummer they put the project on the back burner A few months later

Brains "the Sweater" Bishop (Sisters of Morrissey)

Having been committed by his psychiatrist, agrees to give it a shot. After a year or so the band parts ways, with then guitarist"Whistle Dick" and his girlfriend "Yoko".

2001;

MOOKIE (Senseless Abuse)

Was abducted by the three Screws and Beaten about the head, neck, and Shoulder ariea and caged in a tiger pit until he agreed to play. Looking to improve on the already rocking sound, they search for a second full time guitarist. During their search they happen upon Doyle Mayhem (DUI), Dumpster diving behind a local diner in South East DC. With half a brain and complete lack of common sense, Doyle joins the fearsome foursome, on the promise of a chicken dinner, clean socks and a one legged prostitute with a french poodle.

Then, tragedy struck, and Doyle was abducted by the cult of the Hudson Falcon.... Luckily Dr. Mookie is a mad scientist, and spliced his DNA with the rest of the Screws and grew

Mattie "Screw Jr." Screw (Casus Bellum)

in a tupperware container under the bathroom sink.

The ScrewS completed their line up.

Rooted in the D.C. punk scene and having shared the stage with many different bands (the heavy metal mime troupe was just plain weird). We bring back the unique sound and style that can only be found in D.C. We're more than a band, we're family, so join us in our dysfunction, you've finally found a place to call home.........